Post 005: Programming with Python, pt. 01

Remember this shit?

Anyway, here's today's Post:



Ever think you wanted to explore the world of computers?  Ever want to write some poetry?  You're in luck.  Right now we have two very special websites at the low low price of min./max +/-four hours of your time a night.

http://www.delicious.com/
http://www.facebook.com/

do not fuck with that shit.  you kno wut I'm sayin? cuz that's all that I'm sayin is do not fuck with that shit.

This is what I meant to link to you, though:
>>> "Go ahead, hop down this bunny hole"


No way, BRO!

Okay, yeah.
Here. 

This is a guide to learning one of the best languages out there for beginning programmers.  In very explicit instructions, it will guide you through the obstacle course that is untrained, amateur nerds who want a hobby to make them seem ALT.  (Sorry, the #HRO mimickry thing isn't vibing quite right. "No that's cool, man.  Just ride the chillwave all the way to #Carlesand.")

<Carlspeak>
<Hey isn't this from Animorphs?>
<What?>
<Thoughtspeak, the method of speaking telepathically while temporarily transformed into another species.  Also, it was the language developed by the Andalites, a sentient race of strange centaur-like beings who...>
<I guess I should just read the book, huh?
<Oh, stop that.>
<Stop What?>
<Now you're just acting like Garrison Keillor.>
<Who's that?>
<A guy on talk...ah, would you cut it out?>
<Cut wut out?>
<The thoughtspeak>
"Absolutely not."
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"Don't be coy"
"Well, can Garrison Keillor use thoughtspeak?"
"Well...no, uh...no I guess not."
*Sound effect
"Well, I think that proves my point"
"What, that the Simpsons did it?"
"No"
"Heh?"
"What?"
"Yeah"
"No, South Park did it."
"Oh."


Fun fact:
I wanted to name my dog

Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill

but he only answered to

Sampson.

Here's a cool article from Slate magazine by Elizabeth Weingarten about the growing number of directors who felt that they could Xpress themselves by making garage-studio films with consumer-grade equpiment and are now making it big in The Hills.


CHANGE SUBJECT BACK...


I feel that the Pythonwiki beginners guide introduces those of us with almost-sortofa-virgin-whomighthavefingeredachickonetime.com fingers to a language that has incredible ease-of-use, plenty of utility, and other #CoolStuff.  Not only in the sense of developing strong skills and understanding of the language, but also in understanding how computer nerd communities should share information.  Freely, but in an organized fashion.

LOL, @AdolphHitler is so ttly becoming a Parody Retcon, soon it'll be metaALT to like him and where r old hoodies to dat 

  uh,  #Goosestep!
dat uh.  Goostep!
Take it to dat
Take it to dat
Uh.

  anyone?
        no? 

Hip-Hop:
MCing, 
            Beatboxing, 
                                and Street Art

                          & Confused
           Dejected,
Jaded,



Richard Linklater.                           Keanu Reeves
A Scanner Darkly               Scanners
Philip K. Dick                                 David Cronenberg
                                                             did 'Crash', really?
                                                                                    Oh yeah, that one.

James Spader

Last Word:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1562127/internets+thinks/

(moar Hitler)


-- Owsley